Thursday, March 8, 2012

Zungrish (Mixture of Zulu & English) Poetic utterances to ME with love

A craving for personal poetry, or call it the hunger pang of wanting to know what others think of my late night utterings on late night radio lead to this little collection which made after the midnight hour on my facebook page...They have been recorded and sound like the very fragrance of a sincere love affair between lips of a presenter and ear of a listener...
Poetry UNEDITED has never felt this good!
 
 


 Zarling wam:
Wena onqamula ubuthongo bami buthi buqal nje kumane kungen wena buphele nya,
Wena othi mawungena zarling ngphathe my 4n ngesandla ngenze sure dat I want 2b da 1st 1 2comment,
Wena zarling owenza sure dat u read all da comments la kuleli page,
Wena Zarling obe umthelela ku2011 nt 2gv up no matter how hard bengimane ngilalele wena ngikhohlwe dat I'm far away 4rm home
Inkosi ayiqedwa *besho abasemumva bethi musho*

Ibhalwe uvee lungo mbhele epmb emaqongqo!
Zookey
nansi indoni yamanzi
eshaya ngezwi elimtoti iphethe uhlelo lwasebusuku

asisalali uzookey
udlala ingoma sengathi isonto
ezipholile zothando imnandi lento

utholakala kwigagas 99;5
enyakatho entshona empumalanga bakhala ngaye
ngizwa kuthiwa ujola nosbo the poet mhh
ay angaz dlala zarling ngigcwele ngawe
zarling wami, uyisthandwa sami sokudlala, inkondlo yami yokuqala. ngawe angikaze ngisokole, angikaze ngizisole. sthandwa ami ekade ngasthanda,shoba lami lokuziphungela, kuwena okaZakwe uyazithandela. i'm a poet

Zarling wam uyikho konke kim
Uyisban sempilo yam,
Zarling wam uma ngbona wena
ngshawa wuvalo,
Zarling wam uma ngicabanga wena kuvele kqine kuleya ndawo
Zarling wam izwi lakho linjenge
nsimbi encencethayo ezndleben zam,
Zarling wam wena uyisthandwa sam,
Ngifisa ukukfaka indandatho ngelinye ilanga.
Zarling wam ubuhle bakho bukhanya njengelanga emehlwen
esizwe sonkana.
Uthando lwakho lungshaya ngaphakath,
Zarling wam,Zarling wam.
zarling wami umuhle njengezihlabathi zolwandle,amehlo akho ngathi izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni phakathi kwamabili,angisaphathike okwezwi lakho elimtoti njenge aquelle lol....luv ur show zarling
 ZARLING:
Yayinhle nans'intombi
Isho ngelimtoti iphimbo
Uma ukewalizwa awbe usabuthi quthu ubuthongo
Awu Zarling uwena oqeda ama NIGHTMEARES.
Zarling wami omuhle ofana nezihlabath zolwandle,sinqazu sesqanda mathe somfe2.________iphimbo lakho lipholile izingoma ongdlalela zona zimnanda zisho kamnandi zingkhumbuze eneva neva lol *ezibhedela*
 Zarling wami ntokazi emhlophe efana nezihlabathi zolwadle igagasi liphelela kuwena. Mina singiyazi ukuth yini indaba bekufake ebusuku yikuth uyisiban phela singa yini? Ngaphadle kwaso # hope u like#
Zarling iyona kanye inkumbulo yoku mamatheka kwakho
nayo lemicabango yo-kuthi siyobonana futhi
eyenza usuku lwami luvele luphelele
ngisho noma imvula ingishaya kuzwele

Zarling
uze ungangehlukanisi namaphupho ami
ngitshele ukuthi usayobuya kimi
ithemba lami lise mazwini owashoyo
ngethembise, usayobuya kimi"**
zarling...ai uyangqeda u just finish me off thats y w0rds refuse to pairt yet i've got so much to say but who can i blame for taking my breath away ngephimbo ilimt0ti ukubengyalaz eleyngelos i'd say angelic voice.
Lo u ndu the p0et lol
Zarling ubuZarling babungekho ungakazalwa, kunamhlanje sesizwa ubuZar Zar Zar left n right, kuthe kusenjalo bathi obhuti behleli nobu-Zar Zar Zar babo kwaxega amadolo abo ngokungena kuka Zar neGa kwavele kwazwakala iZarGa ne ZirGi zeGagasi, kuth'angiqhubeke kodwa kuphele amafutha ophaphe. Lol lolest!
Ngithi Zarling wami, ngisho phela wena muntuzana wami, Sibutubutuzana sami, esishaya ngothotho lamazinyo amhlophe, engathi imbali enhle emathafeni okuphola othando. Ngithi Zarling wami. Ngiphinde ngikubheke futhi ngithi Zarling wami.
 Zarling wami...
Uyangirocka...inside and out
isitayela ngiyagcwala shame ngaso..ngile ngikhihle ismile
ongakaze wasibona......
Zarling wami.....
Amaprofile update wakho
aphuphuma ama...jokes...
Courage..inspire..izifundo...
Uyikho konke kuthi bozarling bakho...
Zarling wami.....
Hayi kona masuhleka..uvele
ungthahte ungibeke...lapho
i can face d day with a big smile on my face........
Ave ngikuthanda zarling....
Wen owabona mina ne avellanse
yase kfc..mmmmm

ROCK ON....I LOVE MA Z Z
Zarling: ufana nengculaza usakazeke umhlaba wonke,futh' awupheli uhlala ukhona! Unje ngo Spinach no Popayi wenza isiqalo sobusuku sibemnandi, ufuna ncamash' ne BARCELONA yona yenza abathandi nabalandeli bahlale bejabulile! Kumanje ihamb' yodwa ngamaphuzu ay'sthupha kwelingekho. Uhluke ngani ku Julius Malema ngob' "Here you behave or you jump" umunt' uma angawucish' umsakazo nawe uyamsakaza. Ng'cela uy'funde ng'sebenze kanzima ukuy'thola ng'yihlanganisa le nkondlo.
NGICELA i4n nesthupha ngitypele uZarling Zookey Inkondlo
Zarling wami
Wena onqamula ubuthongo bami buthi buqal nje kumane kungen wena buphele nya,
Wena othi mawungena zarling ngphathe my 4n ngesandla ngenze sure dat I want 2b da 1st 1 2comment,
Wena zarling owenza sure dat u read all da comments la kuleli page,
Wena Zarling obe umthelela ku2011 nt 2gv up no matter how hard bengimane ngilalele wena ngikhohlwe dat I'm far away 4rm home
Inkosi ayiqedwa *besho abasemumva bethi musho*

Ibhalwe ya sendwa phakathi kobusuku uvee lungo mbhele epmb
 Zarling wam izwi lakho lenza ingqondo yam isabalale,
Ubthongo buhamba bushone njengespikil singena ogodwen,
ngsuke ngaz ukuth sekzongena,
inkos yobumnandi.
Zarling wam wena nobuhle,nezwi lakho ngyaphila ngakho mina.
Zarling wam umqondo wam uyazula.
Zarling wam wena ungumthombo wokphilisa iznhliziyo zethu.
Zarling wam uhlelo lwakho luyasphilisa thina ngisho ngoba
nothando siyaluthola.
Zarling wam imiz emning ivukile ngawe wedwa.
Pho mina ngingakkhohlwa kanjan
Zarling wam ngith unwele olude.
Zarling wam ngzokphatha kahle kuze kube sekgcineni.
Zarling wam,Zarling wam.
Zarling wami,zarling mazarzi wena owazarmarzarmisa izulu lasegagasin kwazarzar amad0da ebikelana,ethi uzarling akayakulunga uku h0st i sh0w. . .kepha wafika wazarmazarmisa kwazarmazarma...thatha zarling,"you run this motha"
 Zarling wam uyi eyebhadi lam uma ngizwa izindlebe zami zivalekile ngimane ngivule igagasi ngizwa wena ukeneneza kamnandi,uyiphilisi lam mangizwa ngigula ngilalela wena ngisinde ,uyiphela endleben mangizwa sezingixakile ezinye iziteshi ngivula esakho ngithokoze ungumthombo engiphuza kuwo ebsuku nasekseni zarling wam ukube wawuyimbiza wawuzoba eyoqeda isizungu umuhle zarling wam
Zarling wami makungena wena kukitaza inhliyo yami ngiyeke lona oseduze kwami ngimise amadlebe ngilalele lelo phimbo lakho elimtoti zarling wami!
arling wami ngikuthanda njengomzimba wami, ngikudinga njengomphefumulo. Wat more can I say? The poem ends soft as it began... Zarling wami ngikuthanda njengomzimba wami, ngikudinga njengomphefumulo.

~winks~ #LTJCB#
Zarling wam angsakwaz noklala
ngenxa nje yelukuluku lokuzwa izwi lakho.
Wena ungumama wethu sonke ngoba uyasnelisa.
Uhlelo lwakho luyngqongqo ngoba silutholile uthando ebesiludinga.
Zarling wam ivukile imizi aganiwe amadoda ngawe uwedwa nje.
Zarling wam wena uyithemba lethu.
Asikwaz nokunaka izthandwa zethu zibe ziseduze kwethu ngenxa yakho nje.
Zarling wam wena ungumduduz wezinhliziyo zethu,ubuhlungu nosizi kyashabalala uma sekfike wena qhawe loMzansi Africa.
Zarling wam naphesheya kwezlwandle uyaziwa ngemsebenzi yakho kwezothando.
Zarling wam namhlanje ngiyndoda emadoden ngawe nje uweda.
Zarling wam inkos ayqedwa yibindaaah!!!
my zarling ive listened 2 every station bt no 1 does it like u Zarling,Zarling u r like a musîc libary my centre of da universe da ancer of my of my heart my Zarling Zooky aint no1 can replace u,phela wena u r da heart beat oe gagasi No u r my heart beat lol...my ears r urz my Zarling ...yazî feel like kissing u lento enhle le..cha othi ngithule maani ngoba ihhee!!
Zarling wami. Wena uthandiweyo wami.

Sphalaphala sentokazi ekhanya njengonyezi ezinzulwini zobusuku. Lapho ngibeka indlebe yami emsakazweni ngizwa izwi elimtoti eliduduza odumele nodangele nodabukile emoyeni. Elikitaza obhozo benhliziyo ngigcwale injabulo kuthi angiqombole njengendluzele, ngitshekedule njengenkonyane.

Zarling wami. Wena othandiweyo wami.

O wena othandwe umphefumulo wami. Kungani kufanele ngihlale ngilangazelela ukubona lawomehlo akho akhazimula okudlula igolide elicwengisiwe na? Ngiyacela, mangivuke ngihambahambe, mangimfune lowo othandwe ngumphefumulo wami ezitaladini nasezigcawini.

Zarling wami. Wena othandiweyo wami.

Uma ekhona onjengawe ngifungise ukuthi ngabe kumane kuyiphupho nje. Ngsazophaphama, ngiphaphanyiswe imfudumalo yesandla sakho, ukuzola kwezwi lakho kanye nokumomotheka kwakho.

Zarling wami. Wena othandiweyo wami. Angsenawo amaningi.
Zarling wam!!!

kukhona into ezozwiwa izindlebe zam
izothandwa inhliziyo yam
bese ibhalwa isithupha zam
uzookey uzarling wam

esho ngebala elifunze elami ismile esijabulisa kwasanai ne voice ethandwa nawu mandela
nawe ungazizwela uzomthola phakathi egagasini, nami angazi kahle ngasikhathi sini, kodwa ugogo usuke eselele, mina ngdonse ama earphone nglalele.

mami ngamthola ngelinye ilanga kukubi, wayethula ngiwu zookey, ngathola uthando, ai le ayibangelwa msindo.

ungafunga ukuthi uwusonhlalakahle, kanti lutho ungumsakazi. Ngyakthanda zarling lento enhle le ngathi imina mawungakholwa ungabuza mina. Lol thank you, gud9t
Zarling wami
ay ke angyazi lento mina mtan0muntu u Press with babies ay uNyathela ngabantwana, i-W0rship da gr0unds u walk 0n, defenetly Sure G0d w0rkd i-0ver time designing u Nkosazane nezwi el'mtoti ay mani "uYabusisa" ¤in Mampintsha's voice¤ ngty Ngyab0nga mina, slp tyt dnt let em bed bug bite.LOL
Zarling wam!!!

Wena omuhle emehlwen ami. Omsulwa lapha kim. Othandwa inhliziyo yam. Ocatshangwa ingqondo yam. Sthandwa esithandekayo. Mngan olalelayo. Buhle obubukekayo. Mmmmm kodwa mayo. Uqhamuka kugijime igaz, kuvevezele amadolo, kunyuke amaphaphu, khuthokoz inhliziyo kwehle nezithukuthuku. Khona kunjalo ngyakthanda. Leyoba linye syohlala sobabili sthandwa.
Mbuso Buthelezi Zarling
indebe zam zichichima uju l0thando..angsoze ngalikhohlwa lelo langa kungafik ubuthongo ngdume ngth y em i waitng 0n da que if therez sumthng calld l0ve? N i setd ma eyez 0n u i felt burterflyz 0n ma st0mach ngawashawa uvalo ngbanjwa amalim ngzwa izwi lakho...ngbamb i 4ne ngalindela i number yakho k0dwa ngesab ukuybhala ngb angz ng0lchaza kanjan uthando enginalo kuwe!

Zarling

0ne 9t 0nly lets n0t pretend 2care ngya c0nfesa! Ua heavenly sent ubuhle buqale kuwe! Ngyasha uthando..ngcinga ngawe mihla namalanga naka l0khu ngyazbuza ukth ngbe uthando n0ma idliso? Ua peace of art God workd ova tym 2creat ubuhle bakho akufaniswa nalutho..uyingilos uqobo u cast away yo own shadow..ngvumele NOBUHLE ngigiye ngazise w0nke umhlab ukth ngingakfela

i appreciate u ma zarlng coz kwa manje am sharng ma love wit u...til death do us apart..n0ma ungahamb uges ngingalizwa izwilakho ngoya k0makhelwane ngzwe injabulo, ubuso bugcwale i smile..ma hat wil beat 0n maximum speed! Uyathandwa ZARLNG wena uwumunt wami:-P
ZARLING WAM OTHANDEKAYO 2ME U ARE EVERY THNG 2ME U ARE LYK MTN COZ EVERY WHR I GO U ARE WTH ME N 2 ME U ARE LYK VODACOM COZ WTH U WE KEEPS US CONNCTD 2 GAGASI AND 2ME JUST LYK CELLC COZ WE CN CHAT WTH U WHN EVER MY ZARLING 2 ME U ARE EVERY THNG 2ME U ARE THE ALL IN UNLYK ADELE I WLL NEVER FIND SOME LYK U
Zarling nephimbolakho elenza kwenzeke elisenza singalali'zookey uyasibusisa gal ume njalo zarling kuhle kwesibani esivutha sibhembetheke ubusuku kepha amafutha singawehlisi ngokuma kwaso.uyisibani yethu singamafutha akho!
Nokulunga Lungsta Mathula

Zookey zarling angibhali nkondlo but ngidlulisa imessage,bancane abantu abafana nawe ubuyisa umuntu entanbeni eseybekile yalenga ngenkathi efaka ikhanda esethy kuphelile uqhamuke uthy NO ngeke kwenzeke uyamotivate wenza umuntu aqale impilo entsha abuyelwe ithemba kuthy ngisho udelwe ifamily kho uthy wena mna ngeke buya lapha kimi zarling ngikhona intliziyo yakho nezenzo kuyefana nendodana enguJesu eyasfela ngoba singomoni qhubeka njalo zarling ungashintshi ube iliZookey esimaziyo *nazi izibusiso ngyakbhunyela ngazo manje thatha ZooKey ezakho*Ube nosuku olumnandy oluyokloza amathamsanqa

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Silent Conversation

He Got up, rebuked the wind and said to the sea, "Calm Down! Be Still!" Then the wind stopped blowing and there was a great calm.
Mark 4:39 International standard version.



Even when I feel like I am all alone, I feel comfort in reading scripture that reminds me that, all is well! My faith is my craziest possesion an effervesent that births the greatest of peace and with my peace comes unspeakable joy!...#neveralone.

Monday, March 5, 2012

#sdudla on the move

Every month I get together with a selected few individuals under the banner of SHARING OUR STORIES. Everyone tends to hide behind their mask in real life and learns to survive inspite of the very thorn that is in their flesh.

The past weekend, we exposed the thorn and indeed by grace, got a chance to laugh our heads off, at all that lies beneath our skin. Flabby arms, thunder thighs, pot belly's, love handles and all. We removed the thorn and embraced ourselves, as we are...with a little help from our friend: Derrick Mhlongo of (http://www.iindonimodels.com/).






During Sharing our Stories get togethers we share about anything and everything, really. We turn our backs on embarrasment and put our valaptuos butts on the shame and just open our hearts and minds to share our stories. We believe, well I and those that I share with, believe that sharing our stories enables us to learn from our experiences and in so doing pave a way for a better future.


For the month of February: we got together about good old love and valentines, or the lack of love for some of my friends, but nonetheless we found a reason to celebrate and got some yummy guys to bless us with their music. A round of applause to South African trio: Afro Soul and local poet: Sboh Da Poet.  Those pics can be seen on www.facebook.com/ZarlingZookey.










The past weekend I hosted a #sdudlaonthemove gathering. This is for all the fatabulous Zarlings (listeners of my weekly radio show) . Five is the number of grace and I don't doubt that new friendships were made and self confidence re-built!


The infamous Derrick Mhlongo *round of applause*


Thank you very much to The Benjamin Hotel for hosting us and so many more SHARING OUR STORIES gatherings coming up. Next month we look at touching ourselves. Ooh stop blushing now, its not as if you dont. And that will be in celebrating all those who have survived breast cancer and in thought of those who are diagnosed with breast cancer. I personally will be assisting (http://www.cansa.org.za/) with the Durban leg of the Relay for LIFE which is a 12hour relay at the Moses Mabhidha Stadium. Any company or group can get together by paying R70.00 per person or R1500.00 a group. R1500.00 will allow each group to get a gazebo with chairs and a table, arranged by CANSA (Cancer assosciation of South Africa). You can sell your products in the gazebo, yes-yes, enterprise is good for our economy or you can take a stretch in the gazebo whilst the rest of your group continue relaying around the track. The idea of relaying is to: NEVER GIVE UP. No matter the pain, NEVER GIVE UP!  Theme names, colours and all sorts of dress codes are allowed. I would love you to join my group. Only myself are in the group for now, haha! But, I will love and leave you between 12midnight - 1am, no, I dont get on a broom for goodness sake, get your mind out the gutter. I will hop onto the stage to strengthen all the fable knees and weak souls in the stadium, and why not welcome Fools day? I love April fools. So do know that I will have my fun on that day. The Relay for life is on the 31st of March - 1st April 2012 from six-six.

My funny bone does get the better of me and I will let no monkey in no zoo stop me from laughing and smiling. That serious look does not do justice to my aging self, so please bare with me. #midlifecrisisdoesnotknock
if you ever find yourself in KZN and in Durban, come join the playground fun and lets SHARE our STORIES. drop me an email will ya? zookey@mankwali.com.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

praises to a heartfelt friend: NIH

Memories of a Beginning

The date is unknown
The time only the heavens would dare to remember
A connection, not even the heart could or would want to recognize
But one which the soul surely smile at.

A memory that causes the head to bow and words to be concluded
by: " Bless her Lord Amen" , are whispered through lips of a believer
to a God that never sleeps nor slumbers

The day and time of the meeting of these two souls
is a memory which  is like a rainbow in a distant past
that shines like a sun through the clouds with visions of
festivals, home gatherings, house parties, and so on

The meeting of the two souls was like a gift
well boxed with endless realms of soft designer paper
wrapped around in ribbons of love
and well set in the time and space only known and understood
by love

The day and time I met you
I do not remember
The day and time
will never be important
It is that little heart of mine
that you touched
that will forever remember you

I ask this little heart of mine, what it remembers and it says to me,
ever so gently:
its how she always runs to pose next to you, when you taking a photo
Really?
I ask it
then my heart smiles back, almost the same way you smile, and then it laughs and smiles
at the same time,
Just the same way you do...and I see why my heart loves you so.

I ask it again...remind me oh heart of mine
hidden in-between my now almost flabby breasts?
Why do you smile when you think of her?
She loves you, it says to me
Aaah, I  remind my heart
Love, love dear heart is a word, I don't play around with much
That is why you hardly tell her, it says.
You rarely tell the people you love the most and are quick to tell the ones you don't love
how you love them so, another of your famous acts of faith.
Shut up, you heart of mine,
I demand

Lets continue, I say, how do you know I love her?
it's her caring ways it tell's me
The way she always invites you to her do's
The way she'll contact you sometimes, when you are overseas on work travels, and remind you of how Durban is your hearts desire
The way she'll ignore you on facebook but rock up in your real world
that's
why I know
and the way, she came to see you as you walked out your momma's coffin and told you : "you don't have to be strong"
That, my dear friend, say's my heart to me...was your mothers gift to you:
A friend so real
A friend so rare
A friend so sensitive
A fried so true

Thank you for being my friend, Nih
Zoom: 7th February 2011

Sometimes

Sometimes saying I love you
Is just words
Words that need to be fueled
Fueled with emotions
Fueled with actions
Fueled with success
Yes when challenges are met
Anxiety & stress become
Joy
Overcoming
Fulfillment
And honour
That’s when I love you

Sometimes hugging & cuddling me
Is not enough
Sometimes touching me
Feels like sandpaper rubbing against
My delicate sensitive
Self.

Sometimes it’s the silence
It’s the breathing
You breathing next to me
My breathing whistling against your skin
Is the music that best suits me,
Just sometimes.

Sometime I want you to explain to me
How I make you feel
Sometimes I wish your poetic looks
Could be said or heard in words
Just sometimes.

Sometimes I wanna wake up and take a photo of you
Sleeping
Sometimes I wanna capture your expression dancing against the pillow
Sometimes I want to capture the real you
In the dark, but so alive, so delightful to watch,
It lights up my soul
Sometimes.

Sometimes I want to cry
But sometimes all I am going through is so much
So scary, so so,
So, so
Yes so unexplainable
So much like the heavy breath I have just breathed
Sometimes I want you to wash away everything
But sometimes I have to remember you are no God,
You are just my angel for the journey.

Monday, October 31, 2011

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